- You sit down on the floor, your friend lies down on the floor with their head in your lap. Everyone else sits around in a circle. Before you do it, you have to place your butt on their face and fart so they'll have a nice smell.
- You smack/grope the person's balls/boobs in a masturbating motion as you tell them funny stories about your mom.
There once was an old lady who owned a cat.
The cat was very sexy.
It pooped and f****d.
One day, the cat got hit by a rampaged guy in his car and died.
The old lady got a new cat.
The cat was very horny.
It pissed and looks up porn.
One day, the cat got hit by a drunk man in his car and died.
The old lady decided not to get anymore cats.
The Other Scary StoryEdit
You are walking through a dark alley late at night.
You are the only one there.
The ground is slick with rain.
The alley is filled with garbage cans and litter.
But then you hear something.
A movement in the garbage cans.
You pick up your pace.
You want to get out of the alley fast.
But then you see something.
Red eyes. Glowing red cat eyes.
They are the eyes of an enormous cat.
You run, but the cat chases you and jumps on you.
It scratches you, one, two, three.
Cat scratch, cat scratch, cat scratch!
The person will get up quickly and you pull up the back of their shirt. Red claw marks will appear on the person's back and they don't feel anything.